Wednesday, 23 September 2015

A TIME AND A PLACE


There’s a time and a place for everything and while I do tend to have a good old moan in this column about things that other people do that get on my nerves, I must confess to also having been  guilty of what I’m going have a whinge about this time.

If you’ve been on social media at all this week or any national news websites you will probably be aware of a story emanating from Antwerp where it appeared a text walking lane had been introduced into a busy street.

A place where people could walk safely looking at their mobiles without having to pay attention to what’s going on around them as long as they stay carefully nestled inbetween the white lines that separate them from those going about their business out in the world of reality.

It all turned out to be a big publicity stunt by a mobile phone company of course but hands up how many of us thought maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad idea.

How many times a day do you get stuck behind someone walking at snail’s pace as they stare zombielike at the thing glowing in their palm , fingers moving like lightning as they reel off messages hither and thither whilst never once looking up to see what might be occurring outside the confines of that little glass screen.

Or had to make a split second decision about how to get out of the way of a sudden obstacle because the person coming towards you is clearly blissfully unaware of what’s unfolding right in front of their noses.

And of course I can’t make such accusations about other people’s shortcomings while in possession of handheld technology without admitting to my own misdemeanours.

For just last week whilst in the throes of updating my facebook profile with what I thought was a particularly witty status I misjudged where I was , took what I assumed to be the right turning  and looked up only just in time to discover I was walking straight into a dead end alley.

I didn’t look particularly intelligent having to turn round and walk back the way that I’d just come that day I would imagine and never did the message to pay less attention to our phones until it was safe to do so, hit home quite so hard as it did the following day when I saw a couple of parents in charge of young tots in buggies.

Eyes fixed firmly on the text scrolling up on their mobile, their precious ones sit in a carriage that weaves precariously from side to side as it is steered singlehandedly along the pavement.

 Its lucky really that the short and stout fortysomething coming the opposite way has had the foresight to pass by between them and the edge of the kerb or the pushchair might have been hitching an early ride home on a bus or car bumper.

So like I said at the top of this column maybe we need to learn that there’s a time and a place for everything.

And whether or not our status is updated shouldn’t be a higher priority than our safety .

APOLOGIES ....

FOR THE NUMBER OF POSTS PREVIOUS TO THIS THAT ARENT IN ANY PARTICULAR DATE ORDER , THE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS HAVE BEEN A BIT HECTIC AND I HAVENT HAD MUCH OF A CHANCE TO UPLOAD .
THEY ARE ALL MY MEDWAY MESSENGER COLUMNS , JUST NOT NECESSARILY IN THE RIGHT ORDER XXX

HAIR DYE-SASTER


I have something to confess to, I’m not the girl from the neck down i used to be and as depicted up in the corner of this column in that slightly grumpy faced photo.
For a couple of months ago after nearly six years of being a platinum blonde I decided I’d grown weary of the almost fortnightly root touch up procedure involved in being the shade that the old chestnut would have you believe is more fun and like Darth Vader before me, decided to embrace my dark side.
I’m pretty sure a few of you will know that turning very light hair to very dark hair is no easy ride in the salon let alone hunched over the sink in your pristine white bathroom but with a little help from a friend and a stop off at the hue that was nicknamed “50 shades of beige “, 11 weeks ago I finally arrived at my desired tone of ebony.
And all has been going swimmingly with my amazing new look apart from one incident just recently after getting my hair primped and preened on the hottest day of the year in preparation for my birthday party  .
I’d spent the morning in a chair as my best friend worked her magic covering the silvery grey stripes of root regrowth and snipped it back into my signature look pixie crop.
Hair dry and tidy I bid her farewell after a stop off for rose lemonade outside a local cafe and was glad to get back in the shade for an hour or so before I ventured out once again to meet the boys on their walk home from school with a nice cold bottle of drink to cool them down.
At 3.15 off out into the heat I went, drinks ensconced in a canvas bag, sun cream lathered all over and sunglasses on.
As I walked I noticed I seemed to be getting quite a bit of attention.
My hair must look particularly splendid I thought to myself as I strode on , sweltering hot in my t shirt and shorts and sweat beginning to pour down my face and neck .
With a lack of tissues to hand I used a corner of my black bag to wipe away some of the dampness   and carried on walking, bypassing more people who seemed to be blown away by how good I looked.
It wasn’t until i finally met up with the boys that the reason I was so grabbing people’s attention finally dawned on me.
“Mum, why are your face and neck a funny colour “they both exclaimed and it was then I realised that the remains of my hair dye had been mixing with the perspiration on my skin creating great rivulets of colour cascading down my face and neck meaning that I was no longer pale and interesting but strange tone of stripy blue/black/grey .
Dignity in pieces we were forced to bid a hasty retreat home so I could jump in the shower to wash away the mortification of looking like a right wally so let me leave you with the moral of the story .
Please make sure you remember to wash your hair dye out until the water runs completely clear if there’s an amber weather warning after all the only thing you might want to want to bring a bit of colour to your cheeks is the sun not abject humiliation .
 
 
 
 

HONG KONG GARDEN


Make sure you keep your eyes on the road ahead of you, don’t let anything preoccupy you from driving safely.

Texting , calling , taking selfies ,updating your social media and any other use of mobiles and technical gadgets is dangerous and to be avoided at all times whilst in charge of any kind of vehicle.

The top word in your driving vocabulary should always be observation to prevent inattentiveness behind the wheel causing mayhem to those sharing the streets and highways with you and is a good piece of advice to follow when one of the most given excuses in the event of an accident is simply that the driver was distracted by something momentarily .

So why on earth somebody thought it was an absolutely brilliant idea to build an ornamental Japanese garden in the middle of a busy roundabout , surely a place where being focussed on the job ahead is vital ,is beyond me , really .

PNEUMATIC DIN


The sun is out, the streets are deserted.

Deep into the month of August and summer holidays there’s no dreaded school run traffic to contend with in the morning or just after 3 and save for a few vehicles venturing out on day trips or going about their daily business there’s not that much traffic out on the road to cause much in the way of road disruption.

In fact as long as it isn’t too early, during those adjoining hours between morning and evening rush hours would seem would it not to be the perfect time to carry out essential road works in a residential area such as Walderslade where I live.
So quite whose bright idea that the best time to start using a pneumatic drill is gone 10pm when many have children trying to sleep or are trying themselves to turn in is really quite baffling .

Wednesday, 16 September 2015

MEDWAY MESSENGER 5 MINUTE INTERVIEW


Name: Nina Page

 

Job/role: “Girl from the neck down “columnist for the Medway Messenger

 

Age: 40  

 

Born and bred: A true Chatham girl born at home in Holland Road in 1975 and have lived in and around Medway ever since.

 

Best thing about Medway: The varied music/art scene, there’s a lot more to Medway than poundshops and bookies if you’re prepared to seek it out .

 

Worst thing about Medway: The reputation that precedes it due to a minority of people’s behaviour.

 

What would you change about Medway? I’d like people to stop using it as their own personal litter bin.

 

Favourite place in Medway: It’s not so much a place but I do love to look at all the lovely old architecture on some of the buildings around the towns. You’ll see a whole new side to Chatham if you only you walked around looking up.

 

Which local person do you most admire: Natasha from Creatabot, she does so much amazing stuff for people and is one of the loveliest people I’ve ever met .

 

Describe Medway in one word:  Home.

 

PARTYZILLA


If you were to ask me to write a list of things I’m not that keen on, somewhere in the top 5 along with mice and rats would be parties.

So why in heavens name I should pick exactly that to do for the celebration of my 40th birthday is anybody’s guess.

When I booked the hall up in January and started printing and sending out invitations months in advance so everyone had plenty of notice I was most impressed at myself for being so organised.

 But now as we approach the under a month to go mark and there still seems so much left to do I’m starting to feel a little like I’m running out of time.

I’m sure it’ll all come together in the end though and hopefully I won’t turn into a full on Partyzilla , stomp my feet , burst into tears and bellow

“It’s my party and I’ll cry if i want to “