ladies love your (front) garden

Look I'm not going to beat about the bush but I have something  a little delicate to admit to;
while my crowning glory owes more than a little gratitude to the invention of peroxide there's one place I'm more than happy to go au natural .

its not always been the case but girls I've learned to love my lady bits just the way  they are . now I'm not just a lover of vintage dresses but of vintage under dresses too.
call me controversial but in these days of Brazilians /Hollywood's where most women I know are content to have a bikini line that's balder than the Mitchell brothers  I've found I prefer the bohemian way to go, that's right I have a down below 'fro.

Some may say its untidy but with a careful bit of pruning now and again it can still look perfectly groomed. A bit of down there hair care is much more preferable to that excruciatingly itchy rash you get a couple of weeks in from regrowth.
I could be wrong but scratching like a flea ridden dog doesn't seem like the sexy look you were really aiming for.

I'm not saying you have to go for the full on pant moustache experience , I get that its not attractive for your lover to suspect your trying to smuggle Noddy Holder into your boudoir via your underwear but in the event of being waxed so you're left with a landing strip I wonder, is it that alluring to find your undercarriage is doing a fairly convincing impersonation of  Adolf Hitler either!


And as for the completely bald look who wants to look silky smooth  its all just a little bit creepy don't you think? That hair was there to remind you that you were growing up why would  you want to revert to how you looked as a child . Can you honestly say that between waxes when it looks like the lead skinhead in the ska club and your undies are velcro-ing themselves to your particulars you feel that irresistible .

 I know its not for everyone but for me its preferable to having my nether regions vandalised like the blue peter garden .

So I say give natural a go and let your secret garden reap what you sow.


oh and vajazzles , don't even go there , if you want cheap and nasty diamante get yourself a  sparkly top from a dodgy market stall