Thursday, 6 February 2014

Killer Heels


Dear, dear Emma Thompson, a woman after my own heart taking to the stage at the Golden Globes ,martini in hand and bereft of her “killer heels “.

My columnist status recently saw me nicknamed “Carrie Bradshaw” by a friend so you’d think I would be the type to worship at the altar of Louboutin or Blahnik but I’m with the esteemed English actress on this one.

Having endured one too many heel related disasters where a momentary loss of concentration on staying upright has ended with scuffed knees or other injuries, not to mention the pure torture that is wearing the blooming things in the first place from now on I plan to keep this pair of size 5 feet firmly flat on the ground.

 Yes that’s right no more staggering like a newborn giraffe or fearing the worst whilst trying to negotiate the hazardous combination that is spindly heel and slippery laminated floor tiles.
This girl from the neck down may not be sex and the city in her sensible flat shoes but at least she’s no longer walking wounded of Walderslade.


GIRL FROM THE NECK DOWN COLUMN -MEDWAY MESSENGER

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