AN ODE TO MOTHERS DAY

NOT ALL MUMS ARE THE SAME BY SPAM FLARES

Some like fake tan, some like tattoos,

Some they have piercings or hair of a brightly coloured hue .

Some they are young and some they are older.

Being mum makes some calm down and others much bolder.

Some they like trainers and outdoor pursuits; others are glamorous, wearing high heels and suits.

Some they are bare faced without a scrap of cosmetic, others wield their makeup brushes so very artistic.

They are all very different I know you’ll agree but there is just one thing that really bugs me .

For while perusing the selection of gifts for mother’s day on hand, why do they think once you’ve had children, your music taste becomes really quite bland?

I know plenty of mums ,some are Mods and some punks, some like hip hop and some they like funk.

Some like to rock and some like to rave , some like to goth out and others shoegaze . 

So why every " for mum " compilation seems to think at the end of the day, we have an obsession with X factor winners , love songs and Michael Buble?