I was beginning to wonder if it was just a role I was never
cut out to play.
Maybe I’m not feminine enough.
I’ve never been that girly I admit , false nails , fake tan , hair
extensions , they’re pretty much alien to me .
Who wants to waste time that could be spent having fun on
using straighteners and not being able to pick things up because their long
talons get in the way?
As for spending an evening covering yourself in brown gloop
that stains the sheets and virtually anything else it comes in contact with, well
that’s just not my cup of tea.
Next July though I’ve been chosen to fill one of the most
ladylike roles ever and I’m hoping I can do it justice.
So please let me introduce to you, at the wedding of her
brother Ross and lovely wife to be Hannah.
Miss Nina Page, making her debut performance as a bridesmaid
at the grand old age of 40.
GIRL FROM THE NECK DOWN COLUMN - MEDWAY MESSENGER 01/12/14
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