1DeadCert

There are a few things in life you can rely on.

For me, there are a couple of dead certs.

One is that without fail no matter how sunny or fine a day is the minute i hang out my washing to dry the sky will almost immediately cloud over and pour down with rain.

Secondly, you can guarantee that if I’m trying to watch the dramatic conclusion to a programme my other half or kids will come in and talk over the end of it.

And of course, you can always bank on the minute you’ve applied hair dye or stepped into the shower or bath that the phone or doorbell will ring.

 But the prize for textbook dead cert you can rely on goes to 1D and Zayn Malik

For in my experience whenever a band is so adamant to tell you one of their members isn’t leaving, you can guarantee they’ll be gone within the week.