Thursday, 30 April 2015

BUT I'M A GIRL .....


I believe I may have referred to myself not being a very girly girl before in this column and a couple of incidents recently have done little to quell that depiction i have of myself.
From receiving a letter addressed to Mr Page to a bus driver calling me son despite the fact I was wearing a lovely vintage dress and the brightest red lipstick, i do wonder sometimes if that  even despite my best efforts to be ladylike I’m about as feminine as Les Dawson and Roy Barraclough portraying  Cissy and Ada .
My suspicions were further confirmed last week as my other half and I discussed the delivery of our new bathroom suite.
“Apparently, the delivery driver only brings it to the door so we need two big strong blokes to carry it in at this end “he informed me as he browsed through his emails.
“Well you’re one of them “said I “so who are you going to ask to help you “
“Oh don’t be silly, you, obviously “came the reply
Of course, I might have guessed!
GIRL FROM THE NECK DOWN - MEDWAY MESSENGER - 13/04/15
 
 

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